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Video: New Drawings and Sketches!

Lately I’ve felt like drawing again, so I’ve been busy:

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Moving Sale! Selling a House is a Pain in the…

So…my husband and I are in the process of selling our home and looking for a smaller, less expensive place. We simply don’t need a big house with three bedrooms, two bathrooms, a full basement, and...

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Pony Gods

Pony Gods Written By: Maranda Russell I pray to the Pony Gods. I don’t know if they listen, or even if they care, but sometimes they do seem to answer. Why the Pony Gods? Why not? I figure the Pony...

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That Kind of Girl

I’m the kind of girl who is content to sit on a dirty street curb, eating chocolate covered cherries and pretending to smoke while everyone else prepares for work. I’m the kind of girl who will throw...

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4 New Art Trading Card Collages

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Ugly Baby Coloring Book Page

Is this one UGLY baby or what? I chose to color this one just because I found it funny how hideous this creature is: As always, you can find my completed coloring book pages and other art for sale at...

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Turtle in a Half Shell Gouache Abstract Painting

I affectionately call this abstract ACEO painting “Turtle in a Half Shell”. Now how many of you have the TMNT theme song stuck in your head? You’re welcome

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Blah Painting for a Blah Day

Kind of a blah, muddled painting for a blah, muddled day. Just not feeling it today…any of it. Really tempted to go back to bed, but I already slept 11 hours or so. I can always tell when I’m super...

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How Crazy Am I?

*I wrote this fun little poem while sitting at Burger King, eating my hamburger and onion rings. It just kind of “came” to me lol. It is meant to be cynically humorous, hopefully it is. How Crazy Am...

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Art for Bad Mood Days

Having a bad day? Just want to tell the world to F-off? Let a painting say it for you: Ironically enough, I actually wasn’t in a bad mood when I painted this small acrylic picture, I just thought it...

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The Spice Girls of Depression

Last night my back pain got so bad that I may have accidentally overdosed on muscle relaxers. I was thinking my prescription allowed me to take up to 3 muscle relaxers at a time, but I was wrong,...

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My Weird Psychiatrist Makes Me Laugh

Everything went fine yesterday with the psychiatrist. I tried to bring up everything that I mentioned yesterday in my post, although to be honest, my psychiatrist is a little bit of a weirdo (but in a...

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Stuffed Animal Love: Eeyore, Care Bears, Build a Bear

No serious topic today. I just wanted to share a couple pics of my cute stuffed animals. The first is a Build A Bear rabbit wearing a little polka dotted kitty outfit I bought at Walmart yesterday. By...

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Digestive Issues and Owl Sightings

What I thought was an IBS attack might actually be a bug or food poisoning or something else. This is the third day straight now I’ve been feeling sick to my stomach and having bowel issues, so it...

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Depression: Complete and Utter Apathy

Today I woke up feeling like utter dog-shit. Depressed to the point of feeling nothing and not caring about anything. I honestly don’t even care about this blog post lol, but I’m writing it anyway. I...

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A Female Aspie’s Thoughts On Jordan Peterson

Lately I’ve been listening to a lot of interviews and lectures with controversial thinker and psychologist Dr. Jordan Peterson. This Canadian bloke is a rather interesting mix if you really listen to...

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Dark Thoughts Inspired by Dostoevsky’s “Notes from Undergound”

I’m currently reading Dostoevsky’s novel “Notes from Underground”, which is a somewhat satirical, but also brutally honest look at the shadow side that exists within us all, whether we would like to...

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I Could Have Been Labeled a Terrorist

Public Domain Image Sometimes I feel like I live in an entirely different world than the one I grew up in. One thing I am greatly thankful for is that there wasn’t the sensitivity to threats of...

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Feeling Like Shit Art

I’ve been feeling like shit for a few days now (honestly, it has been longer than that, but the last few days were especially bad). So, my creative side has definitely been expressing that. I decided...

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Who Knew Modern Art Was Communist?

I’ve been reading a book about abstract expressionism, and one part really made me laugh. I am a nerd, so I’m not sure if others will find this as amusing as I did, but I felt I would share anyhow....

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