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Poetry – Tip Her
(The following slightly risque poem was inspired by a passage from Ulysses by James Joyce, which turned out to be a lot dirtier (and nonsensical) than I thought it would be lol.) Stop. Knocking. Silly...
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Poetry – Asexual Confessions
(Pixabay says this plant is Asexual lol) I generally find women more attractive than men, but I have no desire to fuck either. The attraction is purely aesthetic. (Want to help support this blog?)
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I Wrote a Letter to the Air Force about Aliens…
Last night I was talking to someone online when my memory was sparked about an amusing email letter I sent years ago to Wright Patterson Air Force Base, located here in Dayton. The letter was...
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WordPress Played Me!!!
Man, WordPress got my hopes up today and then just dashed them. I came to my blog site as I normally do and saw this on the side panel: 8,974 followers??? Yesterday I had around 1,700!!! Of course,...
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Poetry – Uncomfortable
We are uncomfortable in this world not made for us. Divine providence? Grand design? Or just another cosmic punch line?
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Trump Thinks I’m a Fan…
I got an email today from Trump, thanking me for all my support and for being a part of “Trump Nation”…um, I can’t stand you dude. Where does he get his information from? Does he just buy email lists...
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Wordless Wednesday – Who Wants a Haircut?
(No photoshop lol, this place actually exists near where I live)
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Weird Dream – My Husband the Shapeshifter
You guys seem to enjoy my weird dream stories, so here is a new one for you. This dream was actually super long and convoluted, so I’m not going to tell the whole thing, but know that it involved a...
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Poetry – Beset by Satan
Daily, I am beset by Satan in all his diverse forms – but the most persistent of all is the government.
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Poetry – Beauty and the Beast
I already told this story but if you insist, here it is again condensed into one word – bestiality.
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Poetry – Unwanted House Guest
Depression barges in again. No invitation. No explanation. No deposit. No references. No promises. And no move out date.
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Poetry – Sell Your Soul?
Everywhere I go I hear warnings about the dangers of selling your soul, but here I am pouring mine out day after day and I can't even GIVE it away!
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YouTube Video – Weird & Funny Toys, Passover Ten Plagues Finger Puppets
I had so much fun making this video about this extremely weird toy set lol. Check it out if you want a giggle If you like the video, please give me a follow on YouTube as well
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Stupid Decisions and Sandwiches
Note to self – if the coloring of the meat on your sandwich looks off to you, don’t eat it, even if it smells/tastes ok! Man, I’ve had a miserable last 20 hours or so. I’m not entirely sure, but think...
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Nihilism Soap. There’s Nothing. Like It.
Nihilism soap! Don’t think I’ll even use it, just display it on my bookshelf with my goth toys
View ArticleProse Poetry – Houseplants
I murder houseplants. Not intentionally, mind you, but the result is still the same…dead flowers, dead leaves, dead roots. I’m pretty sure I’ve even killed the dirt (if that’s possible). Regardless,...
View ArticleShort monologue – Time traveler
Why am I leaving? No, I’m not traveling back in time to stop Hitler. Nope, not Mao either. Yeah, that whole holocaust thing was a disaster, but that’s not my assignment. Nope, I’m not allowed to save...
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